Challenge #89: Dummy, an eagle is basically a very big, very violent chicken
Use the translated English lyrics below to find the title and artist of the song. Bonus points for providing a video or audio link. A short audio clip is provided as an additional hint, should you need it.
Today, hen teacher will teach everyone how to fly
Look at how I’m doing it, this way you can dodge the eagle’s attack
Little chicks go zhazhajiji (sound of chirping), discussing at length; Teacher, may we ask, what’s an eagle?
Dummy, it’s basically a very big, very violent chicken. Is it more violent than me? Look at my punch!
Hen teacher realizes that shaving their feathers is popular among the chicks
They shave both sides; hen angrily says:
If there’s danger, how will you fly, how will you escape? Chicks impatiently say:
Why is what you say correct, do you have any evidence to back up what you say?
Why is what you do correct, could it be that you’ve eaten more rice than me?
Hen felt disheartened, so she resolved to change herself
Studiously build up her self confidence, become a star, put out a CD
Oh crap, the eagle figured out when school lets out, with a screech it dived out of the sky
But the chicks had already shaved both sides, no one had feathers, no one could escape
Receive a ransom phone call, without money the hostages will be killed
Hen teacher decides to rescue the chicks on her own
Brought weapons and all the feed, no fear of the danger
Sneakily crawl up to the eagle’s nest, head towards the sound of chicks sobbing
Oh no, the eagle caught her dead to rights, it stared with its big eyes and yelled:
I’m your fan, I have your CD
I’ve been to all your shows, please give me an autograph
Thus the eagle left completely satisfied, the chicks reverently said:
Incredibly, everything you said was correct; I’m sorry; please forgive and accept my past
Incredibly, everything you did was right, did not discern that your every action had a motivation
Answer
Title: 母鸡老师
Artist: 林同学乐团
Link: https://streetvoice.com/Thestudentlin/songs/613333/
Translation: https://www.notion.so/34923a29cdea4aeca86374a9342e19b0
Chinese lyrics
今天 母鸡老师 要教大家 怎么飞行
你看,像我这样 就能躲过 老鹰攻击
小鸡喳喳叽叽议论不停,老师请问什么是老鹰
笨蛋,就是很大很凶的鸡,比我凶吗,看我一拳打过去
母鸡老师发现 小鸡流行剃毛
还把两侧推高 母鸡生气地说
要是有危险 怎么飞,怎么逃,小鸡不耐烦地说
为什么妳说的才是对的,有什么证据能够证明妳是对的
为什么妳做的才是对的 难道是妳吃过的米 比我还多
母鸡 感到痛心,于是决定 改变自己
努力 锻炼自信,变成明星,出一张CD
糟糕,老鹰掌握了放学时间,喝的一声从天空俯冲下来
但是小鸡已经把两侧推高,没有人有毛,没有人能逃跑
接获勒赎电话,没有钱就撕票
母鸡老师决定 独自拯救小鸡
带上武器还有 全部的饲料,不怕有多么危险
偷偷爬上老鹰的巢穴,朝着小鸡的哭声方向前进
不妙,老鹰把她逮个正着,老鹰瞪大眼睛大声地说
我是妳的歌迷,我有妳的CD
每场我都有去,请妳帮我签名
老鹰就这样心满意足地离去,小鸡们崇拜地说
没想到妳说的都是对的,对不起请妳原谅包容我的过去
没想到妳做的都是对的,没看清妳一举一动 都有理由
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