Use the translated English lyrics below to find the title and artist of the song. Bonus points for providing a video or audio link. A short audio clip is provided as an additional hint, should you need it.
 

If you were blind and I was deaf
Oh then we would be well suited
If you were fat and I had a pizza face
Oh then we would be well matched
Whether it's an inborn defect or an acquired mistake, maybe this is fate
You're not my sun-lit dew drop
I'm not the pearl in your hand

Because darling
You're far too perfect
I'm ashamed of my inferiority
I hate myself for not being that person

If you were a cripple and I was a short, unattractive guy
Oh then we would be well suited
If you were a fool and I was a lunatic
Oh then we would be well matched
Whether it's an inborn defect or an acquired mistake, it’s not clear
Not well matched in social nor economic status, don’t count on fancy shark fin soup and offal noodles being served at the same party

However darling
I’m not studly enough
Your strange taste in men
Always leaves me speechless

We’re not well suited
We’re not well matched
Your strange taste in men
Always makes me want to throw my arms up in despair

We’re not well suited
We’re not well matched
You're far too perfect
I’m not studly enough

We’re not well suited
We’re not well matched
Your strange taste in men
I’m speechless

We’re not well suited
We’re not well matched
Your strange taste in men
I want to throw my arms up in despair

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