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綠色結腸？

I mean, I can have 猪大肠, and as a matter of fact, I will always go to a 肥肠汤 place whenever I go back home, but not in aloe vera drink, and green in colour...

Comparing with the English version, it seems to be translated from green color, but the person whoever did the translation must have used a computer program, and did not proof read at all.

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直可媲美東方航空的“米線外”告示。

The ones I can make out with my limited exposure to 繁体字 are 矿泉水，芦荟凝胶粉，芦荟凝胶，果糖，乳酸钙，柠檬酸，维生素C，三**塘，葡萄的味道，柠檬酸钠，结冷胶，绿色结肠. Whatever 绿色结肠 is, I don't want it either. What are the missing characters?

It is 三氯蔗糖.