中文挑战

This wasn't too bad because you kept the words together and didn't separate the characters.

If I was a robot

如果我是个机器人

I would break dance all the time

我会随时跳霹雳舞

And swear in binary

并且用二进制代码咒骂

When I'd get angry, I'd destroy whole cities

当我生气我会毁灭整个城市

And eat people

以及吃人

I'd hang out with Robocop

我会跟机器警察一起出去玩

And date a washing machine

还有和一个洗衣机拍拖

The next one of these should be a bit harder.