Signese

Well, that depends.

 

Applying some fuzzy logic, it seems they'll pick your package up at your door for free.

 

But if you want to collect your incoming package at the counter, you're going to have to splurge on a nice steak to divert Fido. Don't think a left-over mooncake will do.

What do you do when during winter a lone husky approaches you with a pleading gaze?

I always avoid a confrontation.

 

So I'd put my pick-up in reverse and back out. Slowly.

I think she wanted me to adopt her.