Challenge #12: Badass doctor of Chinese medicine
Use the translated English lyrics below to find the title and artist of the song. Bonus points for providing a video or audio link. A short audio clip is provided as an additional hint, should you need it.
(Bossily) I’m a badass doctor of Chinese medicine
Specialize in treating talking BS
Headache, fever, low blood pressure
Has nothing to do with me
If you want to talk BS
Why not strike an airplane (slang) instead
Not only cheap but also enjoyable
And also no pressure
Eat a bit is no big deal
Drink a bit is no big deal
People who talk BS
(They) all lack real ability
If someone is talking BS
Just find an awesome doctor of Chinese medicine
A beating of “punish five evils” fist
Beat your head until it leaks air
(Bossily) I’m a badass doctor of Chinese medicine
Driving a tractor
Running all over the country
Specialize in treating talking BS
Carrying a Dageda (huge and expensive legacy mobile phone from the 90s)
Wear a pager around my waist
Wear a pair of big boxers
Effing Yuxi cigarette dangling from mouth
(Bossily) I’m a badass doctor of Chinese medicine
All day smiling and laughing
Hear someone talking BS
Will beat them by kicking
(Bossily) I’m a badass doctor of Chinese medicine
When I go out I still take a taxi
Sometimes will find two young companions
Effing do 3P (slang)
Every day talking BS
Sooner or later will be struck by lightning
If lightning didn't strike you dead
There's still a badass doctor of Chinese medicine
Don't talk BS
Those who talk BS will be kicked
(Even more bossily) I'm a badass doctor of Chinese medicine
Specialize in treating talking BS
Answer
Title: 老中医
Artist: 花粥
Link: https://youtu.be/DMtbOGrUsqQ
Translation: https://www.notion.so/ea7687208dfe4c92889c9477889ac72c
Chinese lyrics
姐是老中医
专治吹牛逼
头疼脑热血压低
跟我没关系
你要吹牛逼
不如打飞机
又省钱来又过瘾
还没有压力
吃点没关系
喝点没关系
吹牛逼的那些人
都没有实力
有人吹牛逼
就找老中医
一顿五毒拍逼掌
脑袋打放屁
姐是老中医
开着拖拉机
全国各地四处跑
专治吹牛逼
手拿大哥大
我腰挎BB机
身穿一条大裤衩
特么嘴里叼玉溪
姐是老中医
整天笑嘻嘻
听见有人吹牛逼
就是一顿踢
姐是老中医
我出门也打的
有时候也找俩小伙
特么玩一把3P
天天吹牛逼
早晚让雷劈
雷电要是劈不死
还有老中医
不要吹牛逼
谁吹谁挨踢
姑奶奶就是老中医
专治吹牛逼
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