Funny monologues or short stories?

[Nibble]

I'm planning to participate in a speaking contest next month, and I'm looking for a humorous Chinese monologue or short story that can be told in five minutes or less. Does anyone know of any, or where I might be able to find some?

Thanks!

[Songyi]

I forget how it goes in Chinese, but here's the English ver.

"Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple on the mountain. There was an old monk and a little monk in the temple. One day, the old monk told the little monk a story :'Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple on the mountain. There was an old monk and a little monk in the temple. One day, the old monk told the little monk a story...' "

[elina]

"Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple on the mountain. There was an old monk and a little monk in the temple. One day, the old monk told the little monk a story :'Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There was a temple on the mountain. There was an old monk and a little monk in the temple. One day, the old monk told the little monk a story...' "

Here's the Chinese version:

从前有座山，山里有个庙，庙里有个老和尚在讲故事，讲的什么呢？从前有座山，山里有个庙，庙里有个老和尚在讲故事，讲的什么呢？从前有座山，山里有个庙，庙里有个老和尚在讲故事，讲的什么呢？......

My 6-year-old son ever liked to tell this story before, but now he's not interested in this simple game. By the way, we're Chinese natives, maybe it's still funny for Chinese-learning beginners.

[Songyi]

True. But maybe Nibble can create a slight variation that would make it refreshing to Chinese ears that have heard this one many times before.

[elina]

Ok, I find another complicated one:

http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/11591290.html

Nibble, can you say these? Good luck to you

从前有座山，

山里有座庙，

庙里有个和尚，

和尚有条扁担，

扁担有个图案，

图案绘着碗，

碗里盛着饭，

饭中有鸡蛋，

蛋形有点圆，

圆中有个点，

点上有金钱，

金钱买牌匾，

牌匾有条帆，

帆漂长江边，

边上有座山，

山里有座庙……