A joke to start off the week

[cdn_in_bj]

I heard a good joke this weekend which I would like to share with you.

Q1: How do you say "How are you?" in Chinese?

A1: 怎么是你?

Q2: How do you say "How old are you?" in Chinese?

A2: 怎么老是你?!?

Would you hire this person to be your translator?

[skylee]

Probably it is 怎么 instead of 这么.

More jokes can be found here -> http://www.chinese-forums.com/index.php?/topic/1588-jokes

[heifeng]

一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通狗，就气势凶凶地跑去质问它：我是警犬，你是什么东西？普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便衣

[cdn_in_bj]

Thanks for catching that Skylee! I've fixed my original post; it made it to the main page.

[jinmendongcao]

this reminds me another one:

A："I don't know"是什么意思？

B：我不知道

A：那我问问别人。