skylee Posted September 28, 2010 at 11:23 AM Author Report Posted September 28, 2010 at 11:23 AM 老笑話一則（舊酒新瓶）-> 孔夫子印名片 Quote
xiaocai Posted October 2, 2010 at 11:47 AM Report Posted October 2, 2010 at 11:47 AM 中國學者因記錄蝙蝠口交過程而拿搞笑諾貝爾下生物獎，研究團隊表示：「我們的觀察屬於創舉，證明人類之外的成年動物也經常口交。」 更多内容请点击此处 Quote
CrisPal Posted October 2, 2010 at 02:57 PM Report Posted October 2, 2010 at 02:57 PM 这个相当震撼。 好象成年动物里头还有同性间性行为。所以在动物性这个层面上，人类比动物实在高不到哪儿去。 Quote
xiaocai Posted October 3, 2010 at 04:42 AM Report Posted October 3, 2010 at 04:42 AM 第二个“动物”去掉亦可。 Quote
xiaocai Posted October 4, 2010 at 02:37 PM Report Posted October 4, 2010 at 02:37 PM 一人中午睡觉把QQ自动回复设成了“然后呢？”，结果有位同学和它聊了一中午。 Quote
eatfastnoodle Posted October 4, 2010 at 07:17 PM Report Posted October 4, 2010 at 07:17 PM NSF前几年搞什么cultural computing, 还砸了不少钱，现在俺都没明白什么是cultural computing.... 结果音乐系的人居然申请了CS的funding Quote
Guest realmayo Posted October 6, 2010 at 12:10 PM Report Posted October 6, 2010 at 12:10 PM 我要问你们一下： 一个家庭有两个动物：一个驴，一个猪。 春节来了。 他们应该杀哪一个动物吃？ Quote
xiaocai Posted November 11, 2010 at 01:43 PM Report Posted November 11, 2010 at 01:43 PM 有位游客向小白菜倾诉游览世博园太累了，希望能在园内住下，好免去进出园区的麻烦。小白菜解释道园区内是没有宾馆可以住宿的。游客转身拿出地图认真的找了一会，指着某处对小白菜说：“这不是有菲律宾馆吗？” Quote
skylee Posted November 11, 2010 at 01:47 PM Author Report Posted November 11, 2010 at 01:47 PM 小白菜? 楊乃武呢？ Quote
xiaocai Posted November 11, 2010 at 01:56 PM Report Posted November 11, 2010 at 01:56 PM 忍不住又要发限制级笑话了…… 网友：如果我开一家全国连锁的汽车旅馆，会不会很火？对了，名字准备叫“枫林晚”。 Quote
xiaocai Posted November 11, 2010 at 04:41 PM Report Posted November 11, 2010 at 04:41 PM 呵呵，其实这个“小白菜”似乎是有出处的。 有图为证： Quote
xiaocai Posted December 12, 2010 at 10:36 PM Report Posted December 12, 2010 at 10:36 PM 广州的朋友讲的笑话： 广州现在有5种人：1、避运：外出旅游避开亚运。2、受运：留在广州忍受亚运。3、恭外运：恭迎外国参加亚运。4、怀运：怀着激动的心情观看亚运。5、不育不运：不会体育也不喜欢亚运…… Quote
xiaocai Posted December 17, 2010 at 03:38 PM Report Posted December 17, 2010 at 03:38 PM 又来了，眼花闹笑话： 最近去奶茶店，一同学大声叫 ：“哇，还有美瞳奶茶！” 我们走近一看，原来是“姜撞奶茶”…… Quote
xiaocai Posted January 18, 2011 at 02:45 PM Report Posted January 18, 2011 at 02:45 PM 数码相机坏了， 因为买了单反，就没去修。 一日，因为正巧要路过相机店，就顺便拿去修了。 前台小姐看着里面的相片（全部的夏装）， 很羡慕的说：“您这是去哪儿度假了，很美！” 我：“哦，这就是北海公园。” 小姐献媚的神情立刻变成了一种说不清的状态。 Quote
ma3zi1 Posted January 18, 2011 at 03:42 PM Report Posted January 18, 2011 at 03:42 PM 我不懂 :huh: ... 請問，能不能說明一下『北海公园』的雙關語？ Quote
skylee Posted January 18, 2011 at 03:51 PM Author Report Posted January 18, 2011 at 03:51 PM 有語帶雙關嗎？ Quote
ma3zi1 Posted January 18, 2011 at 09:56 PM Report Posted January 18, 2011 at 09:56 PM 有語帶雙關嗎？ 如果沒有語帶著雙關，小姐為什麼變成說不清的狀態？ 我死心了... Quote
xiaocai Posted January 19, 2011 at 03:35 AM Report Posted January 19, 2011 at 03:35 AM 北海公园就如上海的人民公园广州的越秀公园之类，怕是没有人会特去度假的。另，笑话中的“我”是一位住在北京的朋友。 Quote
xiaocai Posted January 19, 2011 at 02:55 PM Report Posted January 19, 2011 at 02:55 PM 忘了补充，重点其实在“夏装”上。 Quote
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