May I sit down?

[floatingmoon]

I was playing with my friend electrical dictionary. My friend showed me something:

When he typed: "May I sit down?"

It translated: 五月我坐下

LOL XD

[self-taught-mba]

Machine translation has got a LONG way to go!

[liuzhou]

My favourite.

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The Greatest English Song Ever babeled from English to Chinese then back again. Love the elephant!

[zozzen]

try "操心" too. The machine may say "Fxxk heart"..................

[ipsi()]

Google actually does quite well, translating "May I sit down?" as "可我坐下？", and "During May" as "在5月期间。". Note the use of proper Chinese punctuation as well. On the other hand, changing the question mark to a full stop produces 我坐下。, which is kinda interesting.