confucius Posted May 19, 2004 at 05:36 AM Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 at 05:36 AM (It was supposed to go as a reply in the other thread but I kept getting "Invalid Session") Confucius: Want a sword? Channa: Come on, is that your best pick-up line? Kaoguxue Girl arrives on scene in crash of bamboo: I'll bury that sword to the hilt! Confucius: Is this the cat fight part? Channa: No, we're going to beat you up, you dog! (Channa and KG walk on air toward Confucius) Chow Yun Fat kicks wooden door in half, gun in each hand: "Who stole my comb?" Confucius: Kaoguxue Girl buried it in Xinjiang. Channa: You lie! (kicks Confucius between legs) Chow, in awe: Mantis scores goal! Who taught you those moves? Channa: Zunyi Bus Station Temple, where I practice on leering monks! KG: Hey, when do I get another speaking part in this flick? Confucius: You get to say "Yes, yes, yes" when we get to the hot springs. Chow: When do I get to shoot somebody? Channa: What do you think this is,... Rush Hour? KG: I'm so confused. (jumps off bridge) Confucius takes off scholarly robe, dives naked into water to save KG Channa: Wait a minute, this film's over and I'm not getting any action? Chow (winking at Channa): Want a gun? XXX FINAL SCENES CENSORED BY PRC MINISTRY OF CULTURE XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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