null Posted April 19, 2008 at 02:29 AM Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 at 02:29 AM It says:Hi! You are definitely a beautiful girl. Then, my dick will definitely get into your hole. You have big tits! Your pubic hair is dark, right? Are you a virgin? Wow, this made me feel dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extrapages Posted April 19, 2008 at 04:33 AM Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 at 04:33 AM Your pubic hair is dark, right? Are you a virgin? oh sweet baby jesus! i almost peed my pants. this is getting better and better... what more could i ever ask for in life?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monto Posted April 19, 2008 at 04:34 AM Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 at 04:34 AM I was served Scottish mineral water which they had carried all the way from the UK to HK so that I could enjoy it on the way back. mineral water is horse of another color. That is a commodity. The cardbox the airlines serve meal with can be tranported unfolded before packing the food, which can save a lot of freight or space for carrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meng Lelan Posted April 19, 2008 at 12:53 PM Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 at 12:53 PM HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!oh wow! oh wow! i almost keeled over and died just now! did i ever mention how much i love this place? Me too! Of the three years I've been on this forum, this has got to be the best thread I've seen. And what makes it so funny is the handwriting is really really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yersi Posted April 19, 2008 at 04:15 PM Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 at 04:15 PM . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottledpoetry Posted April 20, 2008 at 10:06 AM Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 at 10:06 AM LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should scrapbook this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.stinky Posted April 20, 2008 at 04:14 PM Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 at 04:14 PM the chinese have apparently not yet worked the kinks out of the new fortune cookie program. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extrapages Posted April 21, 2008 at 12:48 AM Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 at 12:48 AM the chinese have apparently not yet worked the kinks out of the new fortune cookie program. AAAAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH! if there was a caption contest for this picture, you would have won it HANDS DOWN! oh god. i cant stop laughing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imron Posted April 21, 2008 at 05:27 AM Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 at 05:27 AM I'm just glad there was no picture that went with the original caption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbradfor Posted June 4, 2008 at 02:18 PM Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 at 02:18 PM Could someone type in the character used in this note for "breasts"? I don't recognize it. Looks a bit like 波, but I don't think that's it. I'm taking a flight to Asia later this month, and I'm worried that I might need to know this word during the meals.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imron Posted June 4, 2008 at 03:16 PM Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 at 03:16 PM What kind of meals exactly were you planning on having?! This is not the word you'd use if you were talking about say chicken breasts or something. Anyway, the character is 波, it's slang. See here for a more detailed explanation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbradfor Posted June 4, 2008 at 05:26 PM Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 at 05:26 PM No no no, don't worry. I wasn't thinking of, if chicken is a meal option, saying something like 我需要你的波子. I'm too old to think that's funny. [Ask me 20 years ago.....] I just want to ensure, based on davidsweden's experience, that I understand any "extras" that come with my meals. BTW, thanks for that explanation link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzhe Posted June 4, 2008 at 06:36 PM Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 at 06:36 PM If you get a breast with your meal, make sure to write an airline review here on the forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extrapages Posted June 4, 2008 at 06:47 PM Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 at 06:47 PM no adjective can ever describe how happy i am that this thread is alive again. ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbradfor Posted June 5, 2008 at 02:20 AM Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 at 02:20 AM renzhe: ummmm, no. No review. My wife is not going to be with me on the flight, and while I'm pretty sure my meal will be 波-free, and it's not as if she reads this forum, I'm taking no changes. extrapages: this is the first time I saw this thread; don't know how I managed to miss it! Thanks to Lu over in a different thread for this link, it made my day. Personally, I think we should reference this thread as much as possible in other threads.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heifeng Posted June 5, 2008 at 04:30 AM Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 at 04:30 AM yeah, infact you really only need to use the character 波 when ordering if you are ordering boba naicha (milk tea with those black tapioca pearls)...but not necessarily in China..that will cause some laughs...yeah, its probably just safer to stick to saying zhenzhu naicha ... Personally, I think we should reference this thread as much as possible in other threads.... couldn't agree more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenpv Posted June 8, 2008 at 04:12 PM Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 at 04:12 PM Totally got 雷ed. Months of absence definitely made me think this site strikingly more charming than before when revisited... precious, precious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Areckx Posted August 23, 2011 at 06:01 PM Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 at 06:01 PM I have to revive this thread... sorry... you're welcome??? ANYWAY I think we SHOULD have a caption contest for this... also, can someone transcribe this into text? Also I would like to hear about the differences in vocal-slang culture, since a lot of things sound perverted when translated to English, while some things are, when thought in Chinese context, clever and witty... I'm too much of a beginner to know what is considered "perverted" or "vulgar" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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