I got an Issue with this subs!

[Darkkurama]

Hi, i don't speak chinese yet, but i hope i can learn it! well, my friend give me some subtitles that he ask me for translating it, they are from a homemade video that his chinese friends give him, but he can't understand it. I thought i could translate it with some online translators, but it doesn't make sense. Well, here are the subs:

1)小面包车也好 被调职也好

2)简直是

3)最近一点愉快的事情都没有

4)说起来真的是 就连最近的抢劫也是最差劲的

5)难道在这个世界上就没有值得去做的事情了吗？

6)变黑了

7)那是什么

刚才的难道是

9)最近在这一带引起轰动的

Al i understood was that a van was difficult to move or something, but no more... I hpe you can help me ^^

Thanks!!

Darkkurama

[GillouStyle]

1)小面包车也好 被调职也好

The small bus is also good, ....

2)简直是

It's simply that ...

3)最近一点愉快的事情都没有

I haven't been happy at all recently

4)说起来真的是 就连最近的抢劫也是最差劲的

To be honnest, the last robbery gave us the least money

5)难道在这个世界上就没有值得去做的事情了吗？

Don't tell me there isn't anything worth doing in this world!?

6)变黑了

It's dark now..

7)那是什么

So what is it?

刚才的难道是

Just now, could it be that

9)最近在这一带引起轰动的

this place recently gave rise to stirs?

This is ... the best I could do.

It has to be improved... Please care to help !

[robin0941]

1)小面包车也好 被调职也好

no matter it is 小面包车(small bus???)or to be transferred to another post;

2)简直是

3)最近一点愉快的事情都没有

4)说起来真的是 就连最近的抢劫也是最差劲的

....,even the recent brigandage is the most third-rate

5)难道在这个世界上就没有值得去做的事情了吗？

6)变黑了

it turns to be dark(black)

7)那是什么

刚才的难道是

9)最近在这一带引起轰动的

what recently causes blockbuster in this area

[Darkkurama]

Thanks, now i can fix my bad tranaslation, thanks both, i'm really happy

Thanks, thanks!

Darkkurama