Received a letter from a bratty Chinese friend

[Mr. Sensitive]

Who said I gotta find someone who can read Chinese to translate part of it for me.

Worst part is being in a new area and not knowing anyone that can.

Anywho, hoping someone could be so kind to translate this for me. I'd be indebted to you.

[Mr. Sensitive]

Additionally I attempted translating it on nciku.com, but didn't have too much luck drawing characters I've never seen before, nor have any familiarity with.

[skylee]

Wish Father Christmas will beat your butt very badly this Christmas.

[Mr. Sensitive]

Haha, how embarassing to have translated on a forum I know no one on.

Thank you very much!

[imron]

Probably not as embarrassing as on a forum where you did know everyone

[renzhe]

What's the meaning of the last four characters (da dao kai hua)?

Beat his ass till it blossoms?!?

[Lu]

Don't worry, we've seen crazier things.

[skylee]

What's the meaning of the last four characters (da dao kai hua)?

Imagine what happens when a flower is blossoming. The petals open up one after another, piece after piece. Then imagine that happening to a person's backside as a result of the beating.

Here is a relevant explanation -> http://www.baidu.com/baidu?ie=gb2312&ct=1048576&cl=3&word=%E9_%BB%A8

开花

kai hua

2.to explode

Also this -> http://xh.5156edu.com/show.php?id=5087&f_key=开花

开花:

②比喻像花朵那样破裂开：～儿馒头ㄧ这只鞋～儿了ㄧ炮弹在敌人的碉堡上开了花。

[renzhe]

Then imagine that happening to a person's backside as a result of the beating.

Errr.... I'd rather not!

Thanks for the explanation

[so.many.words]

...maybe somehow you have expressed a desire to have an intimate partner dress up as a Santa.

...any chance of buying some photos:roll: ???