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Actually I think Hu was saving his best material for the after-show party, he just declared the games open and sat down.

Couldn't this flag go round the stadium on wires, with a soundtrack and lights?

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dammit I missed Hu. did he have much to say? surely he cracked a joke or two?

yep he opened with...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf againand this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolfagain and this time he is crouched down behind a rock."My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,I'm trying to poop!"

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hehe, did he then turn round and bitchslap Jiang?

there was some mooning I believe...

Posted

I hope they don't march into battle like that, one good push and they'd be over . . .

Posted

They look smart...

The kids singing greek are pretty darn good... sound awesome...

Posted

Eh, the Chinese flag is fluttering nicely and the Olympic one's just hanging limp . . . - ah, there we go . . . .

Posted

As I read that Roddy I saw the Chinese flag waving madly with the Olympic one not so much... then it started to wave madly too... perhaps the fans are at a certain level...

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What is this - a flag . . .an anthem . . . an oath - where's the sodding TORCH. Bet they've lost it in the back of a taxi . . .

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