wanting a beautiful foreign girlfriend(beijing)

[forestiger]

HELLO EVERYONE:

I want a foreign girl as my wife ,Im chinese

First of all. Let me introduce myself.My name is forestiger(internet name),25age（born in1984）.165cm.75kg.Six months ago graduated from school,College degree(in chaoyang beijing) From a province near Beijing。Family economic conditions common.Im working in a company at “jianwai soho”（建外soho）

My english ability is not good.but every day to improve. I like to learn English,Like western culture,western history.and western girls.For the simple reason because，They have blueyes.

My requirements are as follows:

1,From English-speaking countries,White and Beautiful.（21—27）

2,At least will be stay in China for 20 years, or longer(the long the better).forever,If you can.

3,Love to learn chinese,and feel lonely in Beijing (The need each other is very important)

4,Can make love with me,And loyal to husband(This is China's traditional)

5,Can born sons for me(Im a chinese,so I like sons)

5,Not racist. (If you are, come on, I will change you)

6.Can put up with poverty, because now I am a poor now.I will give you my best, But it is not the best in the world——Ｃan endure poverty

7.Filial elderly people, although I know it is very difficult to foreigners, but it is most important.

9。Love peace of the world. Our children, is the bridge for peace. Is not it?These are difficult, but the need for world peace is our marriage, is not it?

If you want ,send you Picture and Birthday(Fill out the birth time please) to my email:sendonghu@gmail.com If i like you.I will give you my msn then.(Please write simple English or Chinese)

If you dislike me.email you views to my this email address:dislikeyour@126.comMay be i cant give you message.I will to thank you from my heart

I am sorry about my imperfect english sentence above

各位外国人好：

我想找一个外国白人女孩做我的妻子。（老大不小了，该找个媳妇了）

首先，自我介绍一下。我叫forestiger（网名）。25岁1984年出生，身高165公分，体重75公斤。半年前刚从学校毕业。大专学历。来自于离北京不远的一个省。家庭条件一般，现在就职于一家公司，在建外soho.

我的英语水平不好，但我喜欢学习外语，每一天都在进步。尤其喜欢西方文化，历史。我之所以喜欢外国女孩，只有一个原因，那就是你们都有蓝色的眼睛——太漂亮了。

我的要求如下：

1. 来自英语背景国家，或很流利的英语。长得白白的，漂漂亮亮的。年龄身高和我差不多。（我就是个不高，别的都对得起观众）

2. 至少可以在中国生活20年以上，或更长。（永远最好）

3. 喜欢学习中文，并且在北京感到很孤独（因为相互需要是必需的）

4. 忠于丈夫，忠心不二。（做人有两个基本要求，忠诚，守信）

5. 可以为我生儿子（我是中国人，我们中国男人是喜欢儿子的。没有为什么）

6. 非种族主义者。如果是，那更好。来吧，中国人的胸怀和爱会融化你的狭隘心胸。

7. 能忍受贫穷。因为我不是有钱人，我会给你我第二最好的（最好的给我们家亲戚，但给你的绝对比我的好），但不是这个世界最好的。——不好听，但真心实在话。

8. 孝顺老人，虽然我懂这对西方人来说很难。但是这是最重要的。如果你不是这样的人，免谈了。

9. 热爱世界和平。你和我的孩子，会是这个世界和平的桥梁，不是吗？跨国，跨人种婚姻会很难。但这对于世界和平来说，这点牺牲算得了什么呢？

如果你想继续谈下去，最好将你的照片和生日发到我的email里：sendonghu@gmail.com。我如果喜欢你，我会给你我的进一步联系方式的。

如果你不喜欢我，或有什么意见，想骂我。就发到以下这个邮箱：dislikeyour@126.com，发泄你的不快吧。可能我不会回你，但我感谢你的opinions.

抱歉我的英文能力，真的是太差了，要是有英文牛的外国朋友能帮我一下的话，我会感谢你的。哈哈。（我是认真的，我是处男，很纯的）

己丑（牛）年快乐，我的外国朋友们。Have a good year.

Admin Note: Some posts are just too good not to let through.

Edited February 3, 2009 at 04:44 AM by imron

[hidden12345]

Oh, I so agree; I thoroughly enjoyed this post. The sad thing is, it's not even flame.

This was, by far, my favorite line:" 中国人的胸怀和爱会融化你的狭隘心胸."

And the separate email accounts? One for good and one for bad? I think 楼主 is 受虐待狂

[rikesh]

Admin Note: Some posts are just too good not to let through.

Hahaha... that is the POST of the YEAR. Cheers. I have forwarded to some of my mates, we laughed our guts out.

[BrandeX]

5,Can born sons for me(Im a chinese,so I like sons)

To translate that clearer then...

5. Willing to have multiple abortions until you provide me with a son, as I am not a modern minded Chinese individual.

[randall_flagg]

I'm just stunned. How many emails like that do you get on a daily basis?

能忍受贫穷。因为我不是有钱人，我会给你我第二最好的（最好的给我们家亲戚，但给你的绝对比我的好），但不是这个世界最好的。——不好听，但真心实在话。 Well, he's honest!

He never mentioned anything positive about himself!

This is my favorite!

9. 热爱世界和平。你和我的孩子，会是这个世界和平的桥梁，不是吗？跨国，跨人种婚姻会很难。但这对于世界和平来说，这点牺牲算得了什么呢？

I wish I were a girl and could make (male) babies with the OP!

[liuzhou]

Excellent!

I've just laughter-mouth-sprayed beer all over my keyboard and had to go find a new one!

Best thread ever!

[bokane]

Oh, good luck to the guy.

[imron]

How many emails like that do you get on a daily basis?

It's not emails, but posts by new members that get placed on a moderation queue before becoming visible on the forums. This is done to prevent spam, and on any given day, there's a regular stream of junk, spam and meaningless posts that never make it through to the forums.

[self-taught-mba]

I need to try that help "achieve world peace" line with some hot chuānmèizi I meet. I'll let you know how it goes.

[roddy]

I also get some direct via the contact form - a lot out and out spam, some just complete nonsense. The 'reason for contact' options now include:

Random Nonsense

Trying to Buy Sugar (it's happened)

for just that reason. I'm also on emailing lists for a couple of genuinely mental ill people - Prince Philip and the BBC are operating secret genetic laboratory type stuff, in poetry form. One member reckoned we had something to do with her in-laws being burgled or something. I'm pretty sure we didn't, although Imron's 'cooking class' alibi sounded a bit dubious.

Have also had emails demanding to know when the sender's books are arriving (dunno, I didn't send you any). Other things I can recall deleting include photos of a shot bird (pheasant, I think), plenty of rather graphic images (porn sites posting with inline pictures - nice), adverts for cheap electronics (although the 'help I got ripped off' ones get through usually), and one of my favourites:

Please de-register me and delete all information including email details and links to me or my email address.

followed less than five minutes later by

I am sorry, having gone through some of the questions and answers on the site I am quite impressed. Please disregard my earlier email re un-registering.

Edited February 3, 2009 at 09:05 AM by roddy

[AlexBlackman]

I am not female nor in Beijing but if I was then I would not find this ludicrous

This guy is offering an opportunity to date a traditional Chinese man, perhaps it would be a change from the atypical over-confident West-obsessed Chinese men who approach them.

Most guys this traditional would not be open to dating a foreigner, it might be worth risking a few hours to expand your horizons, and besides he seems sweet, humble and seemingly sincere. He is decently educated and friendly which isn't too bad.

Some bits seem weird such as specifying that she speaks fluent English (no mention of Chinese), a male English bandit perchance?) And the fetishism of blue eyes is a bit heavy.... in other words, the only reasons your culture is special to me because I like the way you look. (I assume he meant blue eyes as in Western looking)

All in all, if I was a single white female in Beijing, I would probably want to meet up with him. As I am not, I am weighing up whether to email him about #4 and "make love" not meaning loyalty.

[imron]

At least will be stay in China for 20 years,

I'm curious to know what would happen if a prospective match could spend 20 years in China but then had to return to her own country.

[adrianlondon]

This guy is offering an opportunity to date a traditional Chinese man

A rather chubby one if the stats are true; and one who wants you to stay in China and make blue-eyed baby boys.

[greenleaf1348]

wait, blue eyes is a recessive gene; aren't all Chinese homozygote for brown eyes?

(yeah I know you're joking but still...)

good luck to OP though!

[renzhe]

A big thank you to the admin who decided to let this one go through.

I suspect that it's a sly satire on the "I want a Chinese girl" meme, but if it isn't, it's even better!

[jbradfor]

I'm with AlexBlackman on this one; I don't think you should be ridiculing the OP.

Yes, it is funny from a western POV. Very funny. It is matter-of-fact and unromantic to a fault. I doubt there are many, if any, western woman who would want that traditional a husband. And his post clearly shows he has no clue about western culture.

But that just shows the differences in dating culture. There have been a number of threads here about western woman having trouble dating Chinese men; the OP is probably a must-read for such people for information. He is sincere and one can learn a lot about dating expectations.

I'm curious to know what would happen if a prospective match could spend 20 years in China but then had to return to her own country.

At that point the kids (sons) are grown, so there is no need for them to stay together anyway.

[Scoobyqueen]

if this is common dating practice in China, personality traits and hobbies are not important...

If I was in China I would have considered meeting up with this man just because it would be such an unique experience to tell my mates about.

[Lu]

Best part is where he says: I want a white woman with blue eyes... who is not racist.

he seems sweet, humble and seemingly sincere. He is decently educated and friendly which aren't too bad.

To me, he seems far from all this. If I'd guess, I think he'll probably cheat on his wife from day one, will expect her to bow to his authority, and shut up unless asked a question, will blame her if they don't have a baby, or if the baby is a girl, or not blue eyed. And he's not decently educated either, or he'd know better than that all western women and their babies have blue eyes.

I've met (even dated) men half as traditional and ignorant as this guy, and that was already way too traditional and ignorant for me.

But yeah, thanks for letting it through. It is funny, and weird.

[randall_flagg]

I think I remember a post Roddy let through about 2 years ago (not sure about the date). It was some random guy ranting on and on about how Chinese people are inferior to Western people. I like this one a lot better!

Some "interesting folks" out there!

[trevelyan]

My favourite post is still this one from the Irish guy who wanted to join the PLA "as an officer".