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Can anyone tell me any jokes in Chinese? Not like the chicken crossing the road, but I still like one-liners.

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When I was in Xian I asked this girl to tell me a joke. She said ok. Here it goes:

A duck once worked for a greedy emperor.

The duck was very hungy one day to the point of starving.

The greedy emperor loved eating in front of the duck.

The emperor would make the duck watch him eat all the time.

One day it was time for a feast and the emporer had a special turkey prepared.

The duck asked the emperor for a little crumb.

The emperor said: Anything you do to this turkey, I will do to you.

The duck got on all fours, crawled to the turkey, and licked its ass.

I think I split a side when she told me this joke.

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