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I don't think so.

But I can give you the transcript -

One

男:你不要騙我了。你在派對讓人家喝什麽了?

女:誰想試試我的好東西?

男:分手吧!

女:那叫益力多,有益健康的!

男:我長頭髮不代表我是流氓!

Two

男一:有人想分一杯羹嗎?現在有一批新貨,非常厲害的,裏面還有很多“菌”的,對腸臟很有益,到時男女老幼人手一瓶,豈不比“和味龍”更“和味”?哈哈哈。

男一:賣益力多犯法嗎?

警察:有“菌”的呀!

男二:誤會而已,誤會而已。

Three

醫生:你每天讓他喝吧。

父:兒子怎麼了?

母:醫生說仔仔身體差,得喝益力多。肯定很貴吧,我們哪兒有錢?

父:爲了你們,我就是出賣靈魂,甚至肉體,也是值得的。

母:老公!

仔仔:我回來了。街上的小店有新貨,只要幾毛錢。

畫外音:頭上烏鴉飛過。

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