zozzen Posted July 21, 2009 at 05:34 PM Report Posted July 21, 2009 at 05:34 PM Is it true that German curses in this way? Sounds creative and colorful! What about the way to curse in your home countries? Wie bist Du eigentlich nach Deiner Abtreibung aus der Muelltonne gekommen ? 被墮胎後, 你是怎麼爬出垃圾桶的? Geh doch auf der Autobahn ein bisschen spielen. 乖, 去高速公路上面玩 Du bist einfach einzigartig - jedenfalls hofft das die ganze Menschheit ! 你是獨一無二的 -- 至少全人類都不希望再有第二個 Deine Fresse ist wie ein Turnschuh, reintreten und wohlfuehlen! 你的嘴臉像運動鞋. 踩進去感覺就會很舒服 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For idiots: Wenn Dummheit weh tun wuerde, wuerdest Du den ganzen Tag schreien. 如果愚蠢會痛, 你會整天都在哀嚎 Du kannst ja nicht einmal einem alten Mann ein Bonbon in den Bart kleben. 你根本連在老公公的鬍子裡黏糖果也辦不到 Ich hab Schwierigkeiten Deinen Namen zu merken, darf ich Dich einfach Bloedmann nennen?! 記你的名字有點困難，我可不可以直呼你白癡 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How to say asshole: Wenn ich so Dein Gesicht sehe, gefaellt mir mein Arsch immer besser. 看到你這張臉, 我還比較喜歡我的屁股 Schau mal im Lexikon unter Arsch nach. Da ist dein Gesicht abgebildet. 去查百科全書, Arsch這個字的圖示是你的臉 Lass Dich mal vom Arzt auf einen moeglichen Hirnschaden am Arsch untersuchen!! 叫醫生檢查一下你的屁股，看看你的腦是不是有損傷 （你的腦長在屁股裡） ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For ugly faces: Sind Deine Eltern Chemiker? Siehst wie ein Versuch aus. 你的父母是做化學的嗎? 你看起來像試驗品. Ich hatte den Panzerfahrer angezeigt, der Dir uebers Gesicht gefahren ist. 如果是我, 就會告那個撞了你的臉的坦克司機 Du hast Zaehne wie die Sterne am Himmel, so gelb und so weit auseinander. 你的牙齒像天上的星星，又黃，離彼此又遠 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ask people to shut up Ich haette schon interessantere Gespraeche. Aber mit einem Wollpulli. 我跟毛線衣聊天還比較有趣. Wenn der Kuchen spricht hat der Kruemel Pause..... 蛋糕講話時，屑屑請閉嘴 Habt ihr kein Klo zuhause, oder warum laesst du die ganze Scheisse hier ab?! 你們家裡沒廁所嗎，你來這裡亂噴？ Quote
Scoobyqueen Posted July 21, 2009 at 06:12 PM Report Posted July 21, 2009 at 06:12 PM yes a lot of these expressions sadly reflect the German sense of humour. Quote
zozzen Posted July 21, 2009 at 08:00 PM Author Report Posted July 21, 2009 at 08:00 PM ummm, will german laugh when they're cursed in that way? Quote
renzhe Posted July 21, 2009 at 08:23 PM Report Posted July 21, 2009 at 08:23 PM Most of these are so lame that they'd most likely roll their eyes. German is not exactly a cursing language, but there's far worse stuff than this. Quote
zozzen Posted July 22, 2009 at 12:41 AM Author Report Posted July 22, 2009 at 12:41 AM renzhe, i remember that you're knowledgeable on many languages, so which is a 'cursing language' in your eyes? Also wondering how people curse in more religious places like ireland, new england and middle east curse. Quote
Lu Posted July 22, 2009 at 10:12 AM Report Posted July 22, 2009 at 10:12 AM That German looks like the cursing equivalent of the bad pickup line. A Dutch version is: How terrible you had that accident! - Accident? Yes, you don't mean to say your face always looked like that? And there are more. Actual curses in Dutch usually have to do with either genitalia or diseases. Quote
renzhe Posted July 22, 2009 at 01:39 PM Report Posted July 22, 2009 at 01:39 PM renzhe, i remember that you're knowledgeable on many languages, so which is a 'cursing language' in your eyes? Pick a Balkan language of your choice. Romanian, Bulgarian, Croatian/Serbian, Albanian... I've heard that Arabic can be quite brutal too. Quote
Scoobyqueen Posted July 22, 2009 at 01:47 PM Report Posted July 22, 2009 at 01:47 PM Pick a Balkan language of your choice. Romanian, Bulgarian, Croatian/Serbian, Albanian... You forgot Greek. They can be really vile in their cursing. In fact it is one of the first thing you learn when you go to Greece. Quote
Hofmann Posted July 25, 2009 at 03:05 PM Report Posted July 25, 2009 at 03:05 PM That doesn't count as cursing. It's just a bunch of corny insults. Quote
bhchao Posted July 28, 2009 at 04:37 PM Report Posted July 28, 2009 at 04:37 PM Great list of Korean curse words here: http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t76005.html Quote
atitarev Posted July 28, 2009 at 07:57 PM Report Posted July 28, 2009 at 07:57 PM Aus einem traurigen Arsch kommt kein fröhlicher Furz - from a sad arse no happy fart comes out. Jedes Böhnchen hat sein Tönchen - every bean has its little tone. Quote
renzhe Posted July 28, 2009 at 08:20 PM Report Posted July 28, 2009 at 08:20 PM Aus einem traurigen Arsch kommt kein fröhlicher Furz Now, that's actually funny. Because it's toilet humour delivered in a very profound, philosophical way. Quote
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