Translate: "换了是我肯定揍你一顿,打得你三天走不了路"

[sagilogo1]

can anybody out there translate this:

换了是我肯定揍你一顿,打得你三天走不了路

this is related to someone giving advice to a kid who was angry with his mom

the full text can be found at the bottom of this page:

http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/67321912.html

Thanks

[leeyah]

你可真厉害,你妈肯定伤心透了.换了是我肯定揍你一顿,打得你三天走不了路.

"You are really, really bad to hurt your mum('s feelings) so much. If I were in her place, I'd thrash you (or because it's a kid, better say: kick your butt ) so hard, you wouldn't be able to walk for three days."

[muyongshi]

If it was me, I'd for sure tear you a new one, you wouldn't be able to walk for three days!

[roddy]

That is by far and away the best use of Baidu Zhidao I've ever seen . . .

[Hofmann]

Oh yeah? Check this out.

[muyongshi]

ummm..... wow!