Tattoo translation to English

[JAY RUDY]

I need a quick translation of a tattoo i received when i was younger. I cant join the military until i get a translation please help. Thanks

[muyongshi]

Ummm... unless I'm missing something about word order- it's gibberish.

[Hofmann]

What did the tattooist say it says?

[leeyah]

Are you (or were you) member of some group? If the answer is yes, your tattoo could be interpreted as marking the date when the group was founded:

举联盟 assemble a team, start a crew

届节 (period/time of) rally, session, gathering

Now you tell us whether these make any sense to you?

[JAY RUDY]

Not at all. I was 14 when i got this in Colombia and did not know anyhting about Chinese writing. It is supposed to be my name (JORGE) but now i know that could not be. Thanks guys, i might just go and cover it up.

[muyongshi]

Very very far off from even sounding like your name.

[leeyah]

Sorry to hear this, but you're not the only one>>在客 was supposed to be Zack...

BTW Jorge as pronounced in Spanish is very hard to pronounce/transcribe properly in Mandarin Chinese. I found 厚黑 (houhei) if you'd still like to know how it's written

[BrandeX]

I am guessing this is an alternate version of the "Chinese Alphabet" fiasco, as "Jorge" and this mess are both 5 characters.

[gato]

Looks like the tattoo artist was flipping through the J, L, and M section of the Chinese dictionary.

[yonglin]

Looks like the tattoo artist was flipping through the J, L, and M section of the Chinese dictionary.

But hey, at least he had a dictionary! Despite the lack of meaning, this kind of looks like (not too pretty) Chinese characters at least...

[Lu]

It doesn't mean anything. Not anything bad either. I can't imagine the military would have a problem with this. For the people who can read it, the worst possible effect it could have on them is slight confusion ('What does that tattoo even mean??')