CrisPal Posted June 26, 2010 at 11:23 AM Report Posted June 26, 2010 at 11:23 AM 一个日本球迷,一个韩国球迷,一个中国球迷相约去见上帝. 日本人问上帝:我们日本什么时候能取得世界杯?上帝想了想说,大约100年吧.日本人哭了,555,我这辈子是看不到了。 韩国人上前问上帝:上帝呀,我们韩国人什么时候能拿世界杯?上帝想了想回答,大约200年吧.于是韩国人也哭了,555,我这辈子是是看不到了。 中国人鼓了鼓勇气上前问到:上帝先生,俺们中国人啥时候能拿世界杯?这回上帝哭了,555,我这辈子是看不到了。 Quote
anonymoose Posted June 26, 2010 at 11:43 AM Report Posted June 26, 2010 at 11:43 AM 上帝干吗哭呢?上帝是中国人吗? 还有,他们去见上帝,这不意味着他们已经死了吗?那么这辈子已经结束了,当然看不到球队赢得世界杯嘛。 Quote
Shi Tong Posted June 26, 2010 at 11:31 PM Report Posted June 26, 2010 at 11:31 PM 幸好,我以为我中文太烂才看不懂, 结果anonymoose也看不懂... 可不可以解释一下? ;) Quote
Guoke Posted June 27, 2010 at 12:00 AM Report Posted June 27, 2010 at 12:00 AM Shi Tong 上帝是不会死的,意思就是说,中国人永远都没机会得到世界杯...... Quote
CrisPal Posted June 27, 2010 at 08:26 AM Author Report Posted June 27, 2010 at 08:26 AM 这个段子我觉得够直白了,只需要些许的幽默感,和中文好坏没啥关系。 Quote
Meng Lelan Posted June 27, 2010 at 03:24 PM Report Posted June 27, 2010 at 03:24 PM 上帝干吗哭呢?上帝是中国人吗? 故事中上帝一定是足球帝,足球帝一定是中国人。原因是足球帝回答说中国人不能拿到世界杯,哭了。 Quote
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