Translation Request

[Zeu]

I need a translation of the things written on the paper in these pictures. My friend wants me to translate them, and since I can't type Chinese, I can't use a translator... Thanks a ton for your help.

[skylee]

The first one(033) is - I love you. Wish you a merry Christmas.

The second one (034) is - Do you really love me? You are not cheating me, are you? Then why didn't you give me a present? Why didn't you sing with me? You hate me, don't you?

[Zeu]

Thanks for the fast response.

[anonymoose]

Skylee only gave you the literal meaning, but this is what the message actually says, the so-called 言下之意:

The first one(033) is - I'm waiting for you to say you love me. Oh yeah, and wish me a merry Christmas.

The second one (034) is - You only called me six times yesterday! (Down from the usual ten.) You're gonna have to work hard to prove you love me, buddy! I'm expecting a present (sod the flowers and chocolate, we're talking car and house here), and you're coming to karaoke with me every night for the next six months, whether you like it or not. Oh yeah, you can also clean out the cat's litter tray. Otherwise I'm gonna emotionally blackmail you until you cave in.

[jbradfor]

anonymoose, look at the nails. I think you have the gender backwards.

[gougou]

That depends on whether those are the receiver's or the sender's nails... And also whether or not it is an emo boy.

[anonymoose]

anonymoose, look at the nails. I think you have the gender backwards.

jbradfor, look at the original post. I think you haven't read it properly.

My friend wants me to translate them

[jbradfor]

You could be right. But I read "my friend wants me to...." along the same line as "Doctor, I have this friend with this medical problem...." B)

[DecafLat]

The note is given to the OP by his/her friend.

So stop speculating, guys. You are starting to sound like fishwives.