Chinese Song ... Construction/Response 《没有车没有房》

[内森]

Chinese-Forum Song Translators 好久不見，

Ran into this absolute gem online the other day：《没有车没有房》by the so-called 黄金剩女。

For those of you who can't access the site, here are direct links to 优酷网 and

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Rather than translate these lyrics -- I think they're pretty obvious! -- I thought it might be fun to create a response from the male perspective.

For starters (to the original tune):

你没穿高跟鞋，

没有化妆，

怎么能显得漂亮？

看到真的男人，

你肯定不习惯，

干嘛在抱怨你的情况？

I've also considered a pun revolving around the double entendre that is 靠, for example "谁要靠谁?" or "我没有说想靠你" in response to the quip "别吃软饭" ...

Looking forward to your ideas!

[思考题]

This song is Amazing!

I would add this:

男人的渴望就是无脑大胸

Having no brains and big personalities are what men long for

娶'有盐'的人是最大的愿望

Marrying someone with lots of salt is a man's biggest wish

[xiaocai]

I think 有盐 means beautiful here since the word "无盐女" is often used to refer to very ugly girls.

[xuanxuan]

This song is really really interesting.

Actually, they say that the song was originally posted by a guy, a year ago, with the same name:

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTU5MDA3Mzc2.html

the singer seems to be called "MS" (but not totally sure of this. Well, I find the girls response hilarious and "anthropologically" very interesting.

by the way, this is the first time I have the chance to do it officially:

恭喜你们，这个网站做得非常好的。