New Members Hyde_Park Posted October 10, 2013 at 07:58 AM New Members Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 at 07:58 AM Hi,Ok, appreciate this is a weird request, but I'd be really grateful for anyone's help, and you'll make someone laugh.What I'm looking for is a Chinese translation to the following sentences (ideally pinyin and written Chinese (hanzi)):"I am not sure that should be inserted in there.""For a woman you have really big hands.""That actually hurts quite a lot and I've forgotten the safety-word." (a safety word is what you use when you are taking part in sado-masochistic sex, become uncomfortable and want to stop)"I am a member of the 'RSPCA' and can in no way condone what you are doing to that animal." (the RSPCA is an English organisation that stops cruelty to animals - I don't need a translation to RSPCA, I can just use the English for that).So you are probably thinking why do I need any of this? Basically it is for a joke (if a rather contrived one). I'm making a video where I pretend to give some basic examples of Chinese (stuff like hello, how much is that, etc) - however I then start moving onto the above sentences which are all rather morally dubious and a bit dark. Ok, admittedly this doesn't sound massively funny out of context - but honestly it will be.Really appreciate your help. Can offer very little in return sorry, I guess I can offer some help with English if needed. And my gratitude of course...Yours,James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Members tblwbob1 Posted October 16, 2013 at 08:59 AM New Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 at 08:59 AM Dear James, I am a Chinese who know some English, maybe I can have a try: "I am not sure that should be inserted in there." 我不确定真的要插到这里面吗？ 我wo3不bu4确que4定ding4真zhen1的de要yao4插cha1到dao4这zhe4里li3面mian4吗ma1？ "For a woman you have really big hands." 对于一个女人来说你的手确实太大了。 对dui4于yu2一yi1个ge4女nv3人ren2来lai2说shuo1你ni3的de手shou3确que4实shi2太tai4大da4了le。 "That actually hurts quite a lot and I've forgotten the safety-word." 这实在是太疼了而且我还忘了安全词。 这zhe4实shi2在zai4是shi4太tai4疼teng2了le而er2且qie3我wo3还hai2忘wang4了le安an1全quan2词ci2。 "I am a member of the 'RSPCA' and can in no way condone what you are doing to that animal." 我是RSPCA的成员，我绝不能容忍你这样对待动物。 我wo3是shi4RSPCA的de成cheng2员yuan2，我wo3绝jue2不bu4能neng2容rong2忍ren3你ni3这zhe4样yang4对dui4待dai4动dong4物wu4。 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lingo-ling Posted October 16, 2013 at 10:58 AM Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 at 10:58 AM safeword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and select your username and password later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.