A visit from the police

[Lu]

Tysond. After your laowai in China RPG post a while ago and now this one, I have to ask: when is your novel coming out?

[tysond]

When I first arrived, another expat advised me - "tysond, the first day you arrive in China, you'll be able to write a book.  Then after a month you will be able to write an article.  Then after a year you won't know what to write at all".   It's 1.5 years now, I think I am back to being able to write articles :-)

[abcdefg]

Dear Officer Chen,

 

Please be assured that the above confession by Agent Tysond bears no relation to my situation. We are not connected in any way and, to the best of my knowledge, he was working alone.

 

Abcdefg, Law-Abiding Laowai 

[roddy]

Dear Officer Chen, 

 

Evidence proving the two suspects are in fact one and the same person can be created provided for a small consultancy fee. Hope you're enjoying the single malt I dropped off at Spring Festival. My love to the family, and the girls at the karaoke parlour. 

 

Rx

[abcdefg]

Do we need to move this discussion to the "Why I Left China" thread?

[Meng Lelan]

No, we need to move this discussion to the start-and-continue-a-story thread that someone here had proposed. Or, is this the said thread? No, wait, we were going to do this in 中文. 

[raydpratt]

Mortimer Woodburne and Stanley Slansky, both recruited from the top of their class for classified work at the NSA. Genius caliber agents working the national domestic phone tap angle, and keeping America safe.

[Francis101]

tysond- I would buy a book if you are planning on starting one! The RPG one had me laughing as well. Keep up the good work!