Social media message, online translators confuse

[Gankers1]

Chinese friend posted this and I tried translator but it just doesn't make a lot of sense. Would appreciate a translation but it seems too personal to ask the poster 

 

[Demonic_Duck]

Fast and loose translation:

You'd rather be a king in hell than a servant in heaven, soaked in your own comfort zone and can't bear to leave. You say you love your friends, but you think you're better than them. You say you want to leave them, but then you contact them any time you please. You're like a crane in a flock of chickens - you bathe in their respect and admiration, but I'm telling you - this type of admiration and praise is cheap and meaningless. You can't see that your value is decreasing day by day, drowning in a pool of mud. You blame me for not understanding you, you complain that I don't have time for you, but if I'm trying to pull you forwards but you're pulling in the opposite direction, then how can I help you? Please, wake up.

[gato]

Girl's telling you to stop hanging out with your lame friends.