JOKES!!!!

[JohnSmith1980]

Hey everyone,

Gotta say this infront of some people 2moro hoping someone could translate it for me, if not.....enjoy the joke anyway!!!!

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.

Cheers !

Chris

[skylee]

這天有一個大測驗，教授把試卷發給學生，然後便回到講台去等。測驗完了，學生們都交回試卷。教授發現有一個學生在試卷上夾了一張100塊的鈔票，還有一張便條，寫着："一元一分"。下一課教授把試卷派回給學生，那個學生除了試卷，還拿回56塊零錢。

[JohnSmith1980]

Thanks alot...thats really helpful.

[JohnSmith1980]

If anyone knows any good chinese jokes could you post them, I tried to ask my tutor but she didnt know any. Can be dirty ot not dirty Thanks again.

(If you could post them in simplified it would be appreciated)

[skylee]

Take a look -> http://www.chinese-forums.com/index.php?/topic/1588-jokes

[JohnSmith1980]

Thanks! Sorry bout that...should of probably searched it first!

[Desmond]

Umm, dude, is your name Chris Smith? Not another one!!! That's also my name (although more recently I've been going by my middle name, Desmond, for just this reason).

Just thought I'd share that with you.

I'll probably be going to Beijing next year. Think that the city is big enough for the both of us? Haha.