Contemporary Chinese novel with rhymed conversation?

[Guest xumushi]

Interested in a contemporary Chinese novel with rhymed conversation? Then you might enjoy "The Protein Girl".

To view my bilingual version, go to:

http://www.cn-trans.com/cm-154.htm

Here's a paragraph from "The Protein Girl":

她长的像变坏了的布兰妮，却有宇多田的大眼睛。她直接，热情，大声喧哗，百无禁忌。她不穿内衣，吸过毒品，小腿有刺青，耳环戴在肚脐。她公开谈性，好像只是在介绍化妆品。她第一次见面就亲吻我的嘴唇，我感到死而复生！我终于呼吸到新鲜空气，它让我从 30 多年的沉睡中苏醒。"

"She's built like Britney Spears gone bad, but has big eyes like Utada HikarU. She's direct, warm, noisy and uninhibited TOO. She's not into underwear but used to get HIGH, dangles earrings from her belly-button and sports a tatoo on her THIGH. She talks openly about SEX as if she were marketing cosmeTICS. The first time we met she kissed me lip-to-lip, and I felt like I'd been brought back from the DEAD! I've finally breathed fresh air. She brought me back from three decades asleep in BED."

[confucius]

This novel sucks, Confucius thinks,

and your rhyming really stinks!

[skylee]

What "rhymed conversation"?